You're a good kid. Hilarious. Intelligent. I was a little taken aback the first time I met you, at that McDonald's on Arden, by how young you looked. But your ID said you were 18, so everything was okay. I had no idea things were going to get more ridiculous than that. ... Maybe I should have been less suprised when you fell in love with me. Maybe I should have said "ah, fuck it" and had a 19-year-old boyfriend at 25.
"I wish you were younger so you could be mine"
"Yeah..I've come to ignore that about you"
It was so sweet to hear all those things. Maybe I was unethical.